16 September 2014


I'm such a piece of shit. No wonder I can't hold an audience. I also have no idea how I went this long without making any mention of my foot being broken. I was in a fiberglass cast for 6-7 weeks then a walking boot for 4 weeks. I actually did do quite a bit of drawing during that time, but just didn't scan/upload them. Some have been posted to the zipgun parade facebook page, but I just took pictures from my phone and uploaded them from there. It's ok, I'm trying to get back on track. I'm really trying, ok? Ok.

29 May 2014

Guess What I Haven't Been Doing?

Yeah, that's right. I stopped doing the daily drawings at some point in March, mainly because I started working a lot and it was stressing the fuck out of me trying to keep up. Maybe at some point when I stop being a lazy piece of shit (if you've kept up with this blog, you know how long that takes), I'll gather all the drawings that I've done and scan them.

I've been drawing a lot of other crap lately that's been posted on ye olde Facebook page. Included in this pile of crap are various doodles, a scanned version of Maria and Melissa go to a Bulls Game, and a Johnny O'Hagan's version of The Simpsons' Mount Lushmore. There's a lot of award winning bullshit over there, so go check it out and like it if you already haven't. I don't care if you don't like it. Like it anyway.

29 January 2014

Week 4 of Daily Drawings

Still hanging in there! Here are the drawings for week three:

I also ordered a bunch of Moleskines that came in last Friday/Monday. All of my old ones are finally filling up after three years time! It's exciting, but slightly depressing. I dunno, I think I get anxious at the thought of my notebooks being filled up and not having anything to write on or write with.

I ordered another sketchbook, two sets of volants, one black, one white, and one three pack set of grey cahiers for my drawings and writings. This year's planner is going to be The Little Prince. It's absolutely adorable, but everything is in French... I attempted to read it in German once and realized that my German was such shit that I couldn't finish it. I finally found an English copy that I'm kind of reading. I get too excited about Moleskines. I found some of my old cahiers that are pretty much blank, so I'm trying to use them up before I open up the new ones. So far, I've been filling up one of them with just ramblings and song lyrics. It makes me feel like I'm in school again, not paying attention to the professor. I think I should put on some of those free online courses so I'll feel more inspired. Ha.

My Moleskine is feeling conflicted about love tonight.

Anyway, that's about all that has happened since I last posted the daily drawings. Sprinkle in some work and some binge drinking and it's been an average week. Oh, wait. Johnny O'Hagan's has finally opened back up. It's where I've been doing my recent binge drinking. Looks different. A lot different, but it's pretty much got the same crowd.

Ah, I love these kids.

22 January 2014

Week 3

I'm getting lazy about posting these individually by day, but I'm still going strong!

14 January 2014

Week 2 of Daily Drawings

Two weeks down, only 50 more to go!

These are already looking a lot better than last year's.

10 January 2014

Give a Hoot!

I signed up for a contest on Moleskine to win... Moleskines. But these aren't any ordinary Moleskines, these are Simpsons Moleskines! Including mine, as of this moment, there are only four entries. The Simpsons related photo with the most likes wins!

So, be a doll and go to http://mymoleskine.moleskine.com/community/ to sign up.

THEN, vote for my picture here.

I've signed up to seedy websites to vote for your babies, pictures, songs, and whatever that was posted, so it'd be super duper appreciated if you kids could sign up for this and vote. :D

Give a hoot, vote for my picture!

08 January 2014

First week of drawings!

I know I woke up late today, but I happened to have blinked and 12 hours went by. Good thing I finished yesterday's drawing early. Anyway, here are this week's daily drawings!

In addition to those, I made one more ms paint drawing.

And I made this with some glitter glue, cardboard, marker, and a cut out of Lady Gaga's crotch. I'm not sure what to make of it, but it makes me lol.

Well, week one of artsy fartsy shit didn't go so badly. Hopefully I can keep it up!

06 January 2014

This is what my evening consisted of.

The lowest recorded weather today was out at O'Hare at -15 degrees (without windchill) and lol, there was no way in hell that I was leaving my apartment today. Instead, I did the following:

Decided to give the tablet and MS Paint another go. I'm actually not entirely sure if I'm done making these for the evening, so more may be posted throughout the evening... if I decide to make more. I have no idea. I'm incredibly indecisive.

Also, after tomorrow's daily drawing, I'm going to post them all here. Probably going to do them week by week instead of by month. That just got too messy.

04 January 2014

Long Lost Daily Drawings

I rephotographed and uploaded all the 2013 daily drawings that I could find that I don't think I posted last year. Welp, here they are!